Hi there. I am Britany Pracchia, the mayor of this here Boner Town. I have big plans for it. There will be blogging, there will be hilarity, & there will be awards. If you don’t like it then you can feel free to leave a comment which I will promptly edit into a generous praise for my wit, intellect, & beauty. =)
Boner Awards will be presented to whomever/whatever I deem worthy of recognition here in Boner Town. They will probably be ladies, so you will want to check back for that. I mean what’s a Boner Town without hot chicks, right?
I will blog about pretty much anything, so feel free to provoke some brilliance. I will bring the lulz from my fingertips to your brainz, if you just let me.
- born in 1984. That makes me 24 right now, but if you read this in the future that might change, so you can do that math if you want. I’m actually 28 now.. & I have a KID! haha whoa time is CRAYCRAY
- I live in America. Don’t forget it.
- I like cats. I don’t like jerks.
- I like music, books, magazines, movies, comedy, girly shit, internet crap, random stuff, etc.
- I will blog about stuff you want me to blog about if you tell me & I think it’s cool. I will for sure do it if there is money involved, even if I don’t think it’s cool. I like money.
& follow me on Twitter, because i luvz u. <3 Britany Pracchia on Twitter
& TUMBL ME IF UR COOL britanypracchia.tumblr.com
& FACEBOOK me bc i wanna make love to your news feed. Britany Pracchia on FaceBook
oh & be my myspace friend (insert some joke about myspace being an ancient relic). Britany Pracchia on myspace
& if you find yourself with the urge to buy me something, I implore you to consult my Amazon Wish List.