Hi there. I am Britany Pracchia, the mayor of this here Boner Town. I have big plans for it. There will be blogging, there will be hilarity, & there will be awards. If you don’t like it then you can feel free to leave a comment which I will promptly edit into a generous praise for my wit, intellect, & beauty. =)
Boner Awards will be presented to whomever/whatever I deem worthy of recognition here in Boner Town. They will probably be ladies, so you will want to check back for that. I mean what’s a Boner Town without hot chicks, right?
I will blog about pretty much anything, so feel free to provoke some brilliance. I will bring the lulz from my fingertips to your brainz, if you just let me.
Some facts:
- born in 1984. That makes me 24 right now, but if you read this in the future that might change, so you can do that math if you want. I’m actually 28 now.. & I have a KID! haha whoa time is CRAYCRAY
- I live in America. Don’t forget it.
- I like cats. I don’t like jerks.
- I like music, books, magazines, movies, comedy, girly shit, internet crap, random stuff, etc.
- I will blog about stuff you want me to blog about if you tell me & I think it’s cool. I will for sure do it if there is money involved, even if I don’t think it’s cool. I like money.
& follow me on Twitter, because i luvz u. <3 Britany Pracchia on Twitter
& TUMBL ME IF UR COOL britanypracchia.tumblr.com
& FACEBOOK me bc i wanna make love to your news feed. Britany Pracchia on FaceBook
oh & be my myspace friend (insert some joke about myspace being an ancient relic). Britany Pracchia on myspace
& if you find yourself with the urge to buy me something, I implore you to consult my Amazon Wish List.
YAY! I love boners. Now lets get drunk.
srsly, we decided, you and i. furendz.
Hey B,
I was in Baltimore a few weeks back and I always play this little club one a month or so and I always go up early to set up and go to this very cool Music/DVD/Record store.Now and again they have Celeb’s come in cause the place is old and a city landmark..Well, one time I saw this Line around the corner with guy’s trying to get in,I asked “who was in there?’.Some Pornstar..a guy said. I peeped in and didn’t recognize the girl.plane Jane lookin’ girl.I hadn’t heard of her.Dana DeArmond?..so of coarse I look her up when I get home.She had a my space site and on her top friends..Brittany Pracchia!Now, I thought..there’s a cool porn name,let’s check her out..;o) Both Italian girls.Sweet..So,Obviously your no porn star.If you ever wonder how we started typing..that’s how…hope you enjoyed.
hahaha i LOVE Dana DeArmond!
You should tell her happy birthday tomorrow then. And I’m not some super fan or stalker lol. I just like my porn and the name didn’t sound familiar so i looked her up on wikipedia.
Whaddup Britany. Love the blog. BONER TOWN’s the true heartland of America!
I just like the approach you took with this topic. It isn’t typical that you simply discover a subject so to the point and enlightening.
uhhh.. yeah. the topic was me.. so, ya know, pretty groundbreaking stuff.
Great article, great job! I’ve just added to my bookmark list. I’ll back for sure
just giving you some street knowledge
http://standardatl.com/home/2010/05/25/street-boners-by-gavin-mcinnes/
Nice job Newbie. My blog has always had a link to Street Carnage. I probz knew about Gavin McInnes back when you were just discovering internet porn.
Britany you are a amazing, funny smokin hot babe
I enjoy you on twitter and here on your blog
You are def my kinda woman
I got a boner for ya Mayor
So, I just found your blog coincidentally while looking up the word for that surgery to make your lips bigger. (I was insulted about my lips being big and got curious what the surgery was called.) I was led to your page about lip augmentation and I couldn’t stop reading. I figured I should let you know, you are the shit. In a good way.
I have NOT stopped laughing for the past hour. You need your own show, like the View, where you and other awesomely funny ppl sit around and yak about random bullshit and make it FUNNY! You ROCK!
Thanks a lot for this article! Really interesting.
[insert generous praise for your wit, intellect, & beauty]
i think you hot x
I have been a fan of your website for a good while. Keep up the amazing job you are doing here.
I enjoyed reading this, do you twitter?
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I see that your Hate ON all the us fans of c* *ks now whats this about geez stick a b**ner in your b**t
hey that makes me get a B***ner fu**ks whats you say haterss YUM
stellar account you’ve corner
You made a number of nice points there. I did a search on the subject and found nearly all folks will agree with your blog.
Now I am not positive I totally agree with you on this article. Nonetheless I am definitely open to new ideas. May well have to think about it. Great site incidentally.
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So, I think we should chat. My husband is deployed and Mr. Foyer has decided to call me and I think the only way to get back at him is to go to the dinner show and uhm, “entertain” this idea he’s hatched in his fragile brain…maybe get a few laughs. LOLZ Maybe we can win your Alaskan cruise, or my 3 nights in Gatlinburg….hey my offer came complete with an extra $500 gift certificate if I brought a married couple with me….and do we think he would really ask for a copy of the marriage license, or even ID??? We think not, let me know! Oh don’t forget I was also offered a “gift better than money for the babysitter” because children are not welcome.
I’m yet to find a writer as excellent as you are. Congratulations for a great job!
thanks ur parents for having you
why do old guys have to be “creepy”?
signed, old creepy guy
im totally in love with you. like the notebook meets 90′s smut.
I just nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. I think your blog is bad ass. http://fifty5cents.wordpress.com/2013/01/13/versatile-blogger-award-me/