my response was to say ur amazing and i had a run in with these fucktards last night. Assuming you read this and give a fuck and havent been turned off by my previous paragraph i wanted to say one of my vices is toying with humans and somehow i dont know what the fuck i did but they got my number and called me last night with a bullshit message about my name was drawn free whatever all iheard was "hi this is bullshit i need your money please fuck with me fore i am asking you to do it" and who am i to say no so i immediately called the number back this is after midnight mind you(think thats the first time i ever used that…that might mean im old) anyways i called the number went to voicemail and i left the exact same message witha different name saying the same bullshit exceot i was giving away 3 free gifts lol dont know why the 3 instead of 1 gift thing is funny to me but it is. then i get repeated blocked calls at 5fuckyouquitcallingme in the morning then a voicemail that is absolutely classic(maybe next ringtone) with all kinds of threats that this is going to my commander and someother uneducated jargon that is worthless at best and its coming from an equally worthless source but the anger that shines through the worthless propaganda is what fueled me to pursue this more. so today i have creating free text free accounts making fake reservations, one of them i was a wife whos husband just got a huge insurance injury settlement and we wanted to celebrate, then i sent a text a like it was meant for my husband telling him to not use that cookware anymore it was old and ill stop by target on the way home to get some gordon ramsey cookware. which mnade me a fuckin lead sent from heaven to this new call girl he has or whoever the fuck she is. shes garbage to me but im sure she has a circle of humans on her level she can relate with. i recorded a call i made to the main dude requesting reservations for 5. throwing an odd number as a curveball to see what he would do becasuse that would make it 2 couples plus 1 a big conny mc conpants no no in the creepsons household. he then said sorry we are booked meaning 5 wont do lemme try to reserve another night and single out the couples(<–ironic or oxymoron or…i dunno i just wrote "single out the couples" be amazed at the contrast…..now lets proceed) then i told him oh thats okk it is a celebration night we just finally got our huge settlement and were going out and splurging tonight and celebrating. its fuckin great if you listen to it how his whole mo changes and you can hear him "fake looking through reservation list" then "whisper counting" under his breath like hes switching and moving and trying to make this happen which to my huge surprise. he cCAN make it work. i guess he just had to run the numbers first but after adding 0+insane he came up with 5 spots available. anyways thought you might like to know i am fuckin his mental from all angles with no grease or reguard (<—wtf spelled wrong? how do you spell that then…squiggly red line of judgment) i will continue as long as it entertains me. if your interested maybe we can collab on some youtube classics with the help from him of course. i was thinking of a fake booking costumes and disguises with hidden cameras and just fuckin with him in the basement. i am extremly good at keeping character and playing with people. with a background story then an actual trip to the pyrimid of sociopath showing him in the true element while mind fucking him would be great. but then again who really gives a fuck this dudes not even a real person. mr cookware from palms and parrots if your reading this reserve me for 2 please and make it snappy im in a buying mood. Oh yeah i saw your wife and she is beautiful absolutely gorgeous!! which is amazing even after you stole her soul and sucked all the life out her she still kinda has a certain "yeah im a zombie but i used to be alive" sassy swag to her. At least i see it. im done 931 398 3380 is my palms n parrots line thanks text free im taking requests